"I may or may not have a boyfriend." Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. How will she react? There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. Tony pouts. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Steve Rogers/ Captain America 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Tony?. "What? Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Clint can't help but laugh. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. The other just rolls his eyes. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? One beat. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. "Peter! You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. left kudos on this work! You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Before sex, during, after. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. I like sex. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Right! He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. They went back into the elevator. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. That I made with my own two hands?!. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Okay, then. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Peter smirked. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. "Fine. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Tony said. "Way way way wait. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Okay? "Never Have I Ever been a girl." DC Character Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Seriously Tony? "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. What if they asked about being robbed? "Excuse me" Natasha said. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. I'm not great at relationships. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Hah. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Possibly from Clint. Seriously. Tony said. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Yeah, okay, no. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Peter said. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Enjoy! Her locks dangle. And the best. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. It's been great, guys.. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Better known as MJ. He's not good with relationships. We're starting. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Because because the strings! Wait, Clint says. Peter just shrugged again. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). I say putting my hands in the air defensive. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Are you, like are you?. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Or why Clint knows about shipping. #deadpool Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Yeah?. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Ouch, back to last names again. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Wait, Flash? The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Loki "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. It's strangely nice. It sounds like a genuine question. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Parker, you're in charge. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Fun thought. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. She waved at them. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. "How do you even do that?" Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. "I will get the bells. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. I'll be here. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. "Way way way wait. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. An angry voice cried out. I dunno, man. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Ow. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. "Who is he? I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. It's my vanishing act." It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. And nobody wants that shit. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Wade explained. Bucky wolf whistled. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. kind of way. Yeah. Bruce Banner/ Hulk While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". Yes? Requests open again! "Okay, my turn. Peter, how did you even manage that?" So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. L'oreal? Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Avenger's imagines and preferences! It was, Steve says softly. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Other than someone on the team.. Go, all of us. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Tony rolls his eyes. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Ask Pepper. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Shuri Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. I mean, ask anyone. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. What the hell Pete?! Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. If there are limits, the fun's gone. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Then Peter took a shot. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. You felt someone grab your hand gently. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. When they want to. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. Mmm. Please consider turning it on! I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. They all thought that things were going to be better now. You didn't tell me this!" The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Steve sighs. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. I'd like there to be not running, please. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Al1v3p00l, AddSomeSparkles, Gretetel, pheonixfeathers, Mani_readz, Athena_83, Son_AviAgreste, Theseeker100, Sydneyy205, Sarah_248, Bessiesboy04, Blackdahlia3000, th3_r4t_k1ng, lileolily, and_AS, 14Muffinz, Psyclopticfury, Annaparkerjones, Nicecutgee, Rahhpixy, Korbi01, Mian975, Ejiro_kiripima, localbookgirl, jnate101, minho_stole_my_cats, dxnllse, Artistik_nobody, yasammy4life, TheLyingGrapevine, apeacufulocean, Rudgiraffe, Yoosangah, rozeis, udonsuperiority, ImAHyperPotato, Madmadds01, daughter_of_apollo_7, Radzy_N3rd_time, OliOcelot, Blackwidow622, hockeyaddict, natalicja_w, charlotte1217, alilhopelessromanticgremlin, kukutajam, Alphandrew23, goldenzingy46, Tonydeservesbetter, nexttoyouboyfriends_larry, and 145 more users Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Awesome! Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Fancy that., What? It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' What? He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. Nope, not telling. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Stupid Sally. Heh. It's blueberry, his favorite. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. I smell a demi, Brucie. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. he said grinning. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. No? The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. "What! Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. One moment. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Yeah, sure. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. My turn! It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Someone is after Maya. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. which, to be fair, was a good point.